"First time I show my penis in a movie to masturbate" Moe Szyslak
"When I showed King Dong to Mr. Burns, I've never seen him have such an erection" Waylon Smiters
"I masturbated a lot on Marge" Patty Bouvier
"At the strip club where I work, they promoted this movie by putting the waitresses topless in Marge wigs. I think all of Springfield must have seen my boobs," Ms. Muntz
"This movie made me so confused and excited that I lost my mind and put Seymour's cock inside me." Agnes Skinner
"I don't know how Snake saw this movie, but I found him kissing Lou's ass, telling him he was King Dong and Lou was his Marge." Clancy Wiggum
"When the porn magazines talked about King Dong, we had a massive crowd that came specifically to buy the porn magazines, even I kept one for myself to look at in the back room" Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
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