Not in jail today


Police officer: You know you're under arrest… Barbara: Are you sure you can't cancel my sentence? ๐Ÿ˜ gives the police officer a blowjob Police officer: Your speeding ticket is sorted… Barbara: And the bank robbery, can you cancel my sentence? Police officer: I don't think I can do that… Barbara: gives the police officer a blowjob Come pinch my nipples ๐Ÿ˜˜ Police officer: pinches Barbara's nipples I can feel my sperm… rising ๐Ÿ˜ฃ Barbara: Imagine I'm your mother ๐Ÿ˜ Police officer: Oooohhhhhhh…..OOOHHHH…. MOM! ejaculates…. MOM I'M CUM ON YOUR BOOBS!!! ๐Ÿ˜– Barbara: Damn….๐Ÿ˜ฒ My face is covered in sperm….. So, what about my sentence? Police officer: Aahh…ahhh…. excuse me….oh yes, your sentence? That'll do for now….



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