Me: One day I called Ned while he was jerking off, I could see him from my window 😆 so I asked him questions to make him ejaculate 😆 I liked to say pretty silly, risqué things like, "Ned, I have a problem, when I'm on the toilet I can't pee straight, even though I remember to put my fingers in my vagina but I can't control my urine" "I haven't stopped scratching my breasts for a while now, I even thought about sucking my nipple but it still itches" "I don't wipe my butt properly after going to the toilet, it frustrates me, even though I wet the toilet paper well before putting it in my anus but it's still dirty" and when Ned ejaculates I hang up 😂
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