Me: The coach of the volleyball team in the town where I was on vacation with Homer noticed that his team was pretty sleepy, so he told me to come over because he knew I was a porn actress. He apologized by giving me all the club's money and he showed my breasts to his team. In the end, his team finally woke up, and I gave half the money back to the club to thank him for his generosity.
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