Lois: You won't tell Peter, okay? The only reason I'm sleeping with you is because Peter isn't home and Meg isn't here either, so she can jerk you off. Chris: How do you know about my relationship with Meg? Lois: Meg's in love with you and… OH MY GOD! IS IT COMING? IS IT COMING? Chris: OOH…. OOOOHHHHHHH 馃槚 Lois: QUICK! SHOOT YOUR SPERM ON MY BOOBS! NO! NOT IN MY ASS! TAKE YOUR DICK OUT! TAKE YOUR…… AAAAHHH….. Chris: Sorry….. Lois: You're an asshole, Chris….go get me some toilet paper….
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