1 Nothing to see here, totally just a guy carrying ice cream. Definitely have a gigantic penis under these shorts and not a pussy soaked from everyone seeing me. Nope not that.
1 Show me your tits! Duchess Lumholtz was mouthing off to Tobias Brogan until he ripped open her dress. From Chapter 15 of the Blood of the Fold, Sword of Truth series by Terry Goodkind