I don’t have a clever title for these two. Oh well, enjoy.
Match 7: Moda vs Belo Betty
Moda
Record: 0/0
Unit Type: Infantry
Race: Human
Height: 5’3”
Hair: Blond, shoulder-length
Breasts: 36”, D-Cups
Penis: 8.8”, Bovine
Personality: Moda is kind-hearted, caring, and brave—always putting others first, as seen when she rescued Ace and nursed him back to health. She deeply values her family, showing a fierce sense of loyalty and compassion. Though initially timid and fearful of the World Nobles’ wrath, she finds courage in moments of crisis—most notably when she channels newfound strength to stand up against threats to her home.
Technique: Milk Bottle (Mt 13, Blue, Tome) – If unit is within 2 spaces of an ally, grants Atk/Def+6 to unit and ally during combat.
HP: 39
Atk: 35
Spd: 43
Def: 25
Res: 39
Belo Betty
Record: 0/0
Unit Type: Infantry
Race: Human
Height: 6’5”
Hair: Purple, short bob cut
Breasts: 42”, G-cups
Penis: 7.7”, Humanoid, constantly “pulsing”
Personality: Belo Betty is a tough, no-nonsense commander who wields her biting sarcasm and blunt insults as motivational weapons—pushing people to rise up by mocking their weaknesses rather than flattering them. Despite her abrasive demeanor, her goal stems from a genuine belief in personal choice and heroism, and she quietly respects and supports those who choose to fight for their freedom. Her rare moments of warmth—such as when she praised the citizens of Lulusia Kingdom for standing up against invaders—reveal a deeper mercy and admiration beneath her scathing exterior.
Technique: Flag of Revolution (Mt 14, Red, Staff) – At start of turn, grants Atk/Spd+6 to allies within 3 spaces and reduces damage taken by 30% for 1 turn.
HP: 44
Atk: 43
Spd: 42
Def: 28
Res: 32
Turn 1)
-Moda uses Mutual Masturbation w/ Kiss on Belo Betty, Hit. 1.2((35 Atk + 6) + 13 Mt – 32 Res) = .7(26) = 18
Betty’s HP: 44 – 18 = 26
-Belo Betty uses Mutual Masturbation w/ Kiss on Moda, Hit. .8(43 Atk + 14 Mt – 39 Res) = 14
Moda’s HP: 39 – 14 = 25
Turn 2)
-Belo Betty uses Mutual Masturbation w/ Kiss on Moda, Hit. .8(43 Atk + 14 Mt – 39 Res) = 14
Moda’s HP: 25 – 14 = 11
-Moda uses Mutual Masturbation w/ Kiss on Belo Betty, Hit. 1.2((35 Atk + 6) + 13 Mt – 32 Res) = 26
Betty’s HP: 26 – 26 = 0
Moda Wins
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