The traditional League is dead. The Chaos has begun.
My roster has crushed every trainer the Indigo League could throw at them. We have harvested legends and broken champions. But for the final 10 days of January, the League has activated a "State of Exception." They have synchronized the stadium’s holographic emitters with the Neural Feed—your collective desires, your fantasies, and your most "dangerous" move-sets.
The Collective Id
From now until January 31st, the opponents aren't programmed NPCs. They are physical manifestations of the 18 Pokémon you, the community, voted as the ultimate NSFW archetypes. My team—Tentacruel, Golduck, Gengar, Hypno, Alakazam, and Ditto—must survive a gauntlet where the very laws of victory are dictated by the Chaos Engine.
The Rules of Engagement
I am surrendering my role as the "Scriptwriter." For every match, I will render 10 high-resolution frames of the encounter. I will not tip the scales.
* Morning (AM) Drop: Neural Boss 1 vs. The Roster.
* Evening (PM) Drop: Neural Boss 1 vs. The Roster.
The Scoring System
* Decisive/Narrow Win (6-10/10 images): 1 Point to the victor.
* The Stalemate (5/5 images): 0.5 points to each side.
The Stakes: The Final Verdict
By January 31st, we will have a definitive Scoreboard.
* If the Roster wins: I am crowned the Indigo Sultan, and your 18 bosses are added to my permanent conquered collection.
* If the Community wins: My team is consumed by the very chaos they unleashed, ending the month in a total, multi-creature surrender.
📅 THE PHASE 1 SCHEDULE: THE MASQUERADE
The Neural Feed is warming up. The first two manifestations are specialists in deception and precision.
TOMORROW MORNING (AM):
🍃 MEOWSCARADA vs. The Roster
The Magician arrives with a kit designed for sensory confusion and floral-scented traps. Can the team see through the petals?
TOMORROW EVENING (PM):
💧 INTELEON vs. The Roster
The Sniper brings cold, fluid precision. A master of high-pressure focus and slippery evasion.
THE SCOREBOARD STARTS AT 0 – 0.
Prepare yourselves. The Neural Feed is live. Subscribe to see every frame of the carnage and the "Victory" shots that Reddit won't allow.
Who are you rooting for? The Roster… or the Chaos?
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